– an intriguing, if overly drawn out mystery. A little dated
Pusher 2
– not at all where I expected the follow up to start, but another compelling, tragic tale nonetheless.
Class Action
– clever legal thriller, horrible soundtrack but well executed story. Above average (perhaps thanks to Hackman?)
Rogue
– well executed until it’s final act, a worthwhile killer croc movie
A Perfect World
– a slow moving but endearing road trip movie
Misery
– typically sinister Stephen King
Natural Born Killers
– as incoherent and overhyped as an acid trip
Kiss The Girls
– implausible but nonetheless intriguing murder mystery
J. Edgar
– well acted and entirely boring
Mississippi Burning
– phenomenal, impassioned and emotionally charged. Hackman is surely one of the best actors alive today
Rampart
– a bleak subject tackled without any pinache. ultimately dull.
Kalifornia
– terrific performances all round. brilliantly original.
Safe House
– better than average, if still a little lacklustre
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (US)
– a blow by blow english language remake, uninspired and too long
Falling Down
– inexplicably praised, a bizarre and unattractive story
The Cinderella Man
– excellent. superb acting and an uplifting film
Underworld: Awakening
– the usual gore and action twixt Lycans and Vamps
Mad Max 2
– not as good as I remembered it…nostalgic value though
Hugo
– not particularly compelling, a surprise given it’s acclaim
The Way Back
– could have been so much better, very messy editing or directing…
Tower Heist
– Smacks of The Parole Officer and Knights of Prosperity, except both were done better. One for if you’re really bored.
Arthur Christmas
– more lighthearted animated fun, nothing special though
The Company Men
– A tastefully presented film, given it’s subject matter. Subtle but fairly strong. A lot of talent on display.
The Woman In Black
– a rare horror gem. Impressive, haunting photography and editing makes up for an uninspired script and unfortunate casting of the lead. Radcliffe is surprisingly great, but simply doesn’t carry the years.
Troll Hunter
– surprisingly well handled balance of wit and thrills
The Straight Story
– charming, not a word usually associated with Lynch perhaps. This one sails on the strength of Farnsworth’s terrific performance.
We Need To Talk About Kevin
– morbidly interesting, but not enjoyable
Blow Out
– aside from it’s frustrating and abrupt ending, this classic 80s noir entertains
Incendies
– contrived, unexciting, unlikely and sick
Martha Marcy Mae Marlene
– a compelling subject matter and premise but ultimately unfulfilling, not to mention a little pretentious
Courage Under Fire
– bog standard Denzel war flick
The Descendants
– Clooney is great, the film is solid enough but underwhelming
Take Shelter
– Portentous music and an oppressive atmosphere doesn’t quite make up for the paralysingly slow pace. Still a worthwhile watch though.
Bourne Supremacy
– more top notch, slick action
Cop Out
– a great opening sequence crammed full of film references; the rest is dull
In Time
– excellent concept, entertainingly portrayed albeit riddled with plot holes http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1637688/
Man on a Ledge
– surprisingly adrenaline-fuelled and compelling, albeit backed up by a very weak script. Worth blu ray. Probably.
Dead Man Walking
– Overwhelmingly powerful, emotionally devestating. Triumphant performances all round. So much admiration for Tim Robbins after this.
The Devils Double
– Cooper is excellent, but as a biopic this is no Mesrine
Youth without Youth
– unintelligible and therefore largely forgettable. A nice performance by Roth though
The Double Hour
– Great premise well executed right up until the grossly unsatisfying final act
Moneyball
– no knowledge of baseball necessary. Excellent film from Sorkin as always
Mission: Impossible 4 Ghost Protocol
– a thoroughly enjoyable action romp with a smattering of laughs too
Mesrine: Public Enemy No. 1
– phenomenally acted, thrilling and gripping film. One of the best I’ve seen. Cassel is a gem.
Solaris
– painfully dull, most unlike Soderbergh, Clooney’s good though
Sherlock Holmes 2: A Game of Shadows
– practically a spoof but highly entertaining
Executive Action
– almost documentary-like conspiracy thriller using a considerable amount of original footage surrounding JFK assassination
Killer Elite
– awful script but the direction shows a lot of promise from newcomer McKendry
The King’s Speech
– unsurprisingly very British and deserving of the plaudits it has received
Jennifer Eight
– pretty bog standard thriller, very noir
The Mighty Boosh: Future Sailors
– very funny, but not a patch on their original standup
Easy A
– pretty bog standard teen comedy propelled Emma Stone to the limelight
Last Man Standing
– excellent western gunslinger with Bruce Willis
Tron Legacy
– astounding visual effects but not much else
Repo Men
– an interesting concept executed badly with an especially insubstantial twist
Stephen Merchant – Hello Ladies
– funny, but much lower brow than expected. Not the witty anecdotes of the podcasts and XFM material.
Fatal Attraction
– an oldie, but a fantastic thriller nonetheless. A masterclass in suspense
Thor
– superheroes just kept coming in 2011. Unremarkable but entertaining
The Ring
– massively overrated, average horror flick, watch the original instead
Green Zone
– fast paced desert action with Damon pulling his Bourne moves. Excellent.
The Lives of Others
– an intensely moving drama about the Stasi
Frozen
– an unlikely horror that works extremely well
The Debt
– (just about) above average period thriller
Buried
– claustrophobic and ultimately frustrating thriller, nicely acted
Untraceable
– contrived serial killer thriller with a totally implausible plot
The Green Hornet
– fresh take on the superhero/ sidekick genre, very stylish
Priest
– this caught me by surprise. A terrific piece of futuristic, dystopian action.
Unstoppable
– almost a return to form for Tony Scott
Dog Pound
– raw drama set in a youth detention centre, beautiful soundtrack. Butcher is one to watch
Rabbit Hole
– depressing and dull drama exploring parents post trauma
Keane
– Damien Lewis displays his remarkable talent again in this gritty tearjerker
The Girl Who Played With Fire
– less gripping than the first
Pandorum
– another unexpected treat. I’m still hoping for a sequel. Great sci-fi
Submarine
– Lala indie brit flick. Pretty pretentious to be honest
The Guard
– intelligent black comedy with terrific acting from Brendan Gleeson
Man Bites Dog
– pioneering a spinoff genre and redefining black comedy. Gold.
Funny Games US
– twisted, depraved, slow burning horror that will make your skin crawl
Cell 211
– jumped straight in to my top films, the story of an inmate with a difference
Drive Angry
– sexy and action filled but unsatisfying on every other level
Winter’s Bone
– great cinematography, but not exactly riveting
Green Lantern
– overly green and shiny superhero action flick, pretty lame
Sexy Beast
– original and very blackly comic heist movie
Joshua
– another freaky kid horror, more entertaining than usual
The Veteran
– An unusual drama. Kebbell should do more like this (not shooting up estates)
Despicable Me
– lighthearted animated flick. Nothing special but ticks the boxes
The Expendables
– Stallone’s all out adrenaline pumping action jizzle
Conviction
– worth it for Rockwell if nothing else
Bad Teacher
– almost as bad as Your Highness except Diaz can still pull off sexy
Bottle Rocket
– Anderson at his most offbeat and droll. Genius screenwriting
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
– the original, great film making if a bit overrated…
Contagion
– boring, almost documentary style approach to the damage of a global epidemic virus, no Outbreak
Monsters
– brilliantly effective alien sci fi, unlikely and unnecessary romance plot
Ghost Dog: Way of the Warrior
– slow but well concocted samurai hitman movie
The Siege
– terrorism thriller in the heart of the US complete with bells and whistles
Peter Kay – The Tour That Didn’t Tour
– the comic strikes again. Hilarious and pretty much 100% original material.
The Secret in their Eyes
– groundbreaking spanish thriller with superb direction and acting
What’s Eating Gilbert Grape
– touching but dated drama with solid performances all round
High Fidelity
– fun with Cusack and Jack Black, not exactly comedy gold though
Poltergeist
– Probably pretty convincing once upon a time but agonisingly dated
Animal Kingdom
– hard hitting drama, pretty gritty
The Killer Inside Me
– a shockingly brutal film, extreme violence against women
Jeremiah Johnson
– Redford’s tale of adventures in the wilderness
Case 39
– uninspiring unoriginal horror of the freaky kid variety
Knight and Day
– watch the trailer and you’ve seen it all, soul destroyingly tedious
The Winning Season
– Charming and endearing comedy with Sam Rockwell demonstrating skills
Chico & Rita
– psychedelic animations brought to life by excellent latin jazz
The Hangover: Part 2
– even less funny than the first, why did I bother?
Splice
– bizarre sci-fi horror in the vein of HG Wells
Johnny English Reborn
– more giggles and slapstick from Rowan Atkinson
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
– Wasted effort…
The Other Guys
– hilarious, a series of ludicrous sketches strung together with a plot, almost as good as Superbad
Saw 3D
– another pointless gorefest with an implausible twist and over-egged climax
Shutter
– very jumpy horror packed with everything you’d expect from the genre
Limitless
– Bradley Cooper is already painfully smug and here he has an IQ off the charts. Nauseating.
The American
– beautifully shot, very engaging story, a favourite
Bridesmaids
– puerile rubbish, compared to the Hangover because they’re both witless crap
The Change Up
– base and explicit humour at it’s best, still grotty though
Your Highness
– worthless trash, quite frankly a terrible, witless film
Super 8
– inspirational for amateur film makers but kind of average as an action adventure
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part One
– the beginning of the end, nothing special but a light-hearted romp
Get Him To The Greek
– one of the worst films I’ve ever seen. Avoid.
Wild Target
– lighthearted and unfortunately largely humourless attempt at British action comedy
The Collector
– terrific acting by Patrick Stewart, a horror in the style of The Cube
Horrible Bosses
– funny but very puerile comedy with a great cast
Hard Candy
– even if you can stand Ellen Page this is an unnecessary effort
Stone
– disappointing from Ed Norton and DeNiro
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
– Now it’s over, the whole lot needs a remake, lets start now!
A River Runs Through It
– a wonderful film in every sense. Enchanting and emotional. It’ll leave a mark.
Meek’s Cutoff
– very well filmed but boring and uneventful western
Red
– extremely entertaining action comedy with a cast of hollywood heroes
Grosse Point Blank
– Cusack has a lot of fun as the killer with a conscience in this black comedy
The Whistleblower
– harsh and realistic portrayal of sex trafficking, a true story
Blood Work
– classic Eastwood, but not in the same league as In The Line Of Fire
The Believer
– unsettling but gripping. Gosling is a perfect anti-hero.
Carlito’s Way
– Al Pacino’s best I think. A masterclass in filmmaking.
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
– not a favourite but a sound sort-of-faux-biopic
Sucker Punch
– an erotic fantasy featuring school girls fighting dragons. Sexy but not much else.
The Lincoln Lawyer
– an enjoyable watch but totally forgettable
From Paris With Love
– enjoyable action does what it says on the tin
Dark City
– bizarre and oppressive but intriguing sci-fi
Serpico
– a decent classic. Watch it.
The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet’s Nest
– my favourite of the trilogy but no less epic
Melancholia
– dull dull dull
Black Death
– an exciting gory medieval period piece with sword fighting and black magic galore
The Fountain
– An exceptional score by Clint Mansell. Pretentious and boring film.
Little Fockers
– the third in the trilogy, still breaks a few laughs
The Exam
– mystery thriller will keep you guessing
Dylan Dog: Dead of Night
– low budget but surprisingly slick vampire flick
The Social Network
– another gripping screenplay from Aaron Sorkin
Out of Sight
– one of Soderbergh’s sloppier wannabe-slick thrillers
Unthinkable
– american rightwing pro torture propaganda, practically 24 the movie with none of the charm
Cyrus
– bizarrely emotive offbeat comedy, highly recommended
Hanna
– an unconventional tale of an assassin
Wrong Turn
– infuriatingly stupid characters result in a frustrating and cliched horror
Dead Mans Shoes
– in your face and hard hitting
Der Unhold [The Ogre]
– a poignant but beautiful wartime tale from an unusual perspective. Highly recommended.
88 Minutes
– riddled with plot holes but a good yarn
In The Electric Mist
– bland wannabe thriller lacking any excitement
The Dark Knight
– the one and only: Joker vs the Bat.
Bronson
– bold and brutal, deserving of your time
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
– well cast and well acted, a top quality remake
Drive
– slow burning, but a top class thriller from the first shot
The Fish Child
– uncomfortable viewing
Midnight in Paris
– Woody Allen jumps through Parisian eras with Owen Wilson in tow, great
Dylan Moran – Yeah Yeah
– classic Moran.
1408
– Stephen King horror with Cusack at his most depraved
Boogie Nights
– very funny and enlightening perspective of one boys trip through the porn industry
Control
– fascinating insight in to the lives of Ian Curtis and Joy Division
Trust
– very scary but excellent portrayal of online sexual predators and their affect on families, heartbreaking
Insidious
– almost blow for blow remake of Poltergeist with many of the same problems
Mindhunters
– shambolic and smug whodunnit in the style of Identity
Butterfly on a Wheel
– an above average concept frustratingly full of plot holes and inadequacies
Beginners
– though highly acclaimed, this didn’t capture my interest at all
Inception
– Nolan proves huge blockbuster thrillers can be intelligent (even mindboggling)
The Basketball Diaries
– harrowing and tragic drama with phenomenal acting all round
Fair Game
– interesting but distinctly unthrilling
Blitz
– watch it for Aidan Gillen as the cop killer
Source Code
– From Duncan Jones of Moon success, crazy shiz on a train. Definitely worth watching
Wag the Dog
– classic Hoffman and DeNiro, hilarious
Hesher
– Joseph Gordon Levitt is a nihilist and unlikely role model for a troubled boy, worth a watch
Captain America: The First Avenger
– more Hollywood superhero action fare, not one of the best
After.Life
– surreal and weird mystery thriller, intriguing but not my thing
Fast Five
– another trashy action blockbuster but the best in the series so far
Cherry Tree Lane
– very dark, unpleasant and difficult to watch home invasion horror, too slow to be fun
Win Win
– touching and appealing film of wayward youth turned family saviour
The Karate Kid
– a tame Hollywood remake lacking the charm of the original
The Ides of March
– fast talking, smooth and sexy with great performances all round
The Dead Girl
– well constructed but forgettable drama surrounding the story of a dead girl
127 Hours
– an exercise in audience patience, stylised but dull
Hereafter
– Eastwood misses again and an odd choice for Damon
In The Line Of Fire
– in my top five thrillers. Malkovich and Eastwood at the top of their game. See it.
Broken Embraces
– loved by many but not my cup of tea, no doubt well done though
The Accidental Spy
– Jackie Chan will make you smile, everything else will make you yawn
The Disappearance of Alice Creed
– slow burning and surprisingly unpredicatable
How To Train Your Dragon
– fun animated adventure with some great visuals
The Human Stain
– pretty flat and dull to be honest
Rescue Dawn
– phenomenal and powerful story, emotionally ravaging
Tamara Drewe
– painfully long and unfunny rom-com without even a stunning lead
The
X-Men: First Class
– a brilliant prequel which falls down on a few inconsistencies and inapt references to the trilogy
La Femme Nikita
– the definition of femme fatale; a french hit girl with an attitude
What Lies Beneath
– a bit whack, some nice suspense though
The Lookout
– interesting, with good performances, but not exactly edge of seat
Assault on Precinct 13
(the original) – boring and ultimately pointless with a terrible script
[Rec]
– spanish horror, fairly standard but some pleasant au frisson
Batman Begins
– the first in Nolan’s record breaking trilogy
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
– mildly entertaining if you have the time and inclination for more of the same
Barton Fink
– more Coen brothers, the usual troubled and apocalyptic themes
Fugitive
– excellent thriller with fantastic editing and direction
Suspect Zero
– a lacklustre serial killer thriller that bleeds out when it incorporates voodoo magic
Step Brothers
– slapstick, puerile; totally unfunny.
The Sea Inside (Mar Adentro)
– tragic and heartbreaking true story about euthanasia
Swimming Pool
– haunting erotic mystery. Slow paced indie vibe.
Red State
– not a fan of Kevin Smith but this is an interesting take on religious extremism
The Town
– a nail biting, taught and suspenseful thriller from Affleck. Excellent.
The A Team
– if you can stand Bradley Cooper this is watchable
Certified Copy
– a boring piece of pseudo-intellectual foreign film
The Chronicles of Narnia: Voyage of the Dawn Treader
– Better than Caspian.
Girl, Interrupted
– much better than anticipated; a dramatic, tragic psychodrama
The Fighter
– the bickering family environ makes for a headache inducing watch despite spectacular acting and gripping drama
The Mechanic
– above average stylish thriller but a typical Statham venture
Due Date
– you’ll laugh, but it’s highly unoriginal and pretty lowbrow
The Tree of Life
– no doubt pretentious, but still exploring deep themes with beautiful cinematography
Mulholland Drive
– never understood the acclaim for this movie
The Last Exorcism
– original take on the highly overused exorcism genre
Black Swan
– mesmerising, horrifying, disturbing but beautiful
The Experiment
– not a scratch on the German original, don’t bother
The Spy Who Came In From The Cold
– inexplicably acclaimed classic, left me nonplussed
Triangle
– highly original, cleverly constructed and mindbending horror/ thriller which will have you trawling the forums
Avatar
– exotic and groundbreaking visuals to the plot of Pocahontas. Lovely.
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
– further fantastic effects from the WETA team, now someone hire them for a solid script
Blood Simple
– the Coen’s first feature, and the quintessence of their directorial style
The Next Three Days
– Fast paced and entertaining, far from exceptional though
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
– a British classic, hilarious and compelling.
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
– great, but not as good as expected
Salt
– frustratingly weak plot complemented by ludicrous action
Suicide Kings
– Walken is great in this unlikely winner
Shelter
– potential but doesn’t deliver
Pet Sematary
– sickly terrifying, a Stephen King classic
Confidence
– high brow cast for a decidedly average con flick
The Hunt for Red October
– Connery in another nail-biting thriller
Unleashed
– cheesy feel good action
Greenberg
– unusually bitter sweet for Stiller
Mesrine: Killer Instinct
Monster
– extreme, sickening, well made
The Quick and the Dead
– above average western with great performances all round
The Secret Life of Bees
– Tragic and heartwarming
Ocean’s 13
– and the same again….
The Princess Bride
– hilarious, ridiculous and nonsensical
S1m0ne
– farfetched but great concept
Invictus
– surprisingly entertaining, Freeman solid as ever
Bunny and the Bull
– disappointing effort from the Boosh crew
Training Day
– grows in to a great movie
Doubt
– Two pros at the top of their game sparring; gripping!
Paycheck
– cringeworthy but entertaining, stock Affleck
The Hudsucker Proxy
– original, if a little too eccentric
Clear and Present Danger
– somewhat drawn out but decent enough
Unbreakable
– bizarre, slow but enjoyable
Out of Time
– cheesy and tame, cliche ridden thriller
Inception
– another brilliantly exciting mind twister from Nolan
Toy Story 3
– fantastic, phenomenally well made
Ocean’s 12
– highly entertaining as always
Daybreakers
– at last a decent vamp film
Vantage Point
– entertaining if gimmicky
8mm
– worth one watch. probably.
Alice in Wonderland
– disappointingly dull
Bubba Ho-tep
– refreshingly bizarre
Fish Tank
– hard hitting and brilliant
Book of Eli
– even better the second time
Endgame
– a slow informative doc
Awakenings
– heartbreaking, beautiful
Memento
– fantastic head f*ck
Noise
– peculiar but interesting
A Single Man
– overhyped and pretentious
Shrek Forever After
– disappointing, another rehash
Frailty
– uninspiring horror
Stir of Echoes
– very effective, haunting and creepy
The Crazies
– nothing special, predictable
The Relic
– better than the same would be today
Charlie Wilson’s War
– another Aaron Sorkin, a delight
Superbad
– phenomenal, and even better in Blu
Spider Man 3
Changeling
– Jolie surprises
Four Lions
– hilarious but thought-provoking
Happy Gilmore
– classic Adam Sandler.
Mean Creek
– disturbing, brutal, moving
Green Zone
– bloody entertaining actually.
The Road
– emotionally charged
Malice
– Aaron Sorkin on top form as usual, Baldwin is great
Malice
– terrific old school Sorkin
Brooklyn’s Finest
The Maiden Heist
– family fun, but not much of it
Derailed
– predictable but very enjoyable
Hot Tube Time Machine
– Utter bollocks. Obscene and unfunny.
The Escapist
– Riveting. Very impressive.
Harry Brown
– pretty shoddy. don’t bother.
Gran Torino
– Clint growls too much, dull
I Love You Philip Morris
– both Carey and McGregor are on top form
The Bounty Hunter
– Absolute bollocks.
Days of Heaven
– Beautiful
Swimming with Sharks
– Unexpectedly Funny
The Witness
– Enjoyable but not so thrilling
Leaves of Grass
– A Bit Dull
Vampire aka Demon Under Glass
– laughable B-movie
The Book of Eli
– Surprisingly effective action
Iron Man 2
– Exciting and Funny
Shutter Island
– Overhyped but still good
Legends of the Fall
The Royal Tenenbaums
Avatar
– Visually stunning is all
The Conversation
Reign Over Me
– Moving But Slow
Robin Hood
– Fresh and Upbeat